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A Man Tells His Tomatoes...A Man Tells His Tomatoes a StoryA Man Tells His Tomatoes...
Hey guys. It's been a while; I haven't been well. Today was the first of several where I thought it would be worthwhile to get up. Once I finished with the razor, the smoothness of my head reminded me of you and I thought you'd be thirsty. Drink deep, my friends, I can't be sure tomorrow will let me out again. I know you've come to expect to be fed daily, but perhaps that perspective is too privileged. My life is so much more...uncertain. On the bright side I made a story when I was in bed that you might like to hear. Maybe they'll make up for my absence just a little bit. I'm not sure how t


A Sidewalk Preacher Finds...A Sidewalk Preacher Finds That his Congregation is Full of ClownsA Sidewalk Preacher Finds...
The sidewalk evangelist looked down at his audience from atop his wooden crate and adjusted his white tie. All of today's faces were new. But in his line of preaching, there were no regular congregation members. All he got was whoever stopped to listen, and he only got them for however long they wanted to stay. But he was always confident that he could save at least one soul, and that's all he was ever there for. And today as he looked on from his soap box, his confidence could not be shaken.. Not by the countless lost souls sinning their days away with sex a
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good luck!
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So, can i try with real bullets now?
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Rawr, it's a moose
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while the wicked stand confounded, call me with thy saints surrounded
out!
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--Transformed by the power of God--
1 Corinthians 6:9-11
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Oh! What a cruel existance is this? Satan does not acknowlege my letters!
Visit my sister or face a lifetime of melted icecream and cold toast
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